Category: Humor

We need more commercials like this.

If you find your beautiful consort, who happens to have access to your fortress, has been associating with the hero, have her executed immediately. It’s regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.

It seems I’ve not been properly keeping up with the wild world of extreme health these days, as I had never even knew there was such a thing as Fruitarian.

I have to wonder, do fruitarians make fun of vegans for their obviously inferior and unhealthy food choices?

Now you can be prepared for ANY wartime situation:

Someone in an online forum asked why roads have those bumps that contain reflectors along the lane markers.

I replied that they’re for blind people so they can know they’re in their lane when they drive.