The TARDIS Rematerializes

The Nine Doctors
The TARDIS
The Nine Doctors

One day I will come back, yes, I will come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am correct in mine.

The above quote comes from the first Doctor, William Hartnell, saying goodbye to his granddaughter at the end of the story The Dalek Invasion of Earth during season two of the longest running science fiction television series Doctor Who.

The series made it’s debut at 5:15pm on Saturday, November 23rd, 1963, the day after President Kennedy had been assassinated. It told the story of two school teachers, Ian and Barbara, who tried to discover more about mysterious student Susan and in the process ended up lost in the fourth dimensional travels of Susan and her grandfather, known only as the Doctor.

Years would pass and actors would come and go. Even the Doctor himself changed actors thanks to it being revealed that he was in fact an alien, a centuries old TimeLord from the planet Gallifrey, who possessed the ability to regenerate into a new body up to thirteen times. Hundreds of wildly popular villains were introduced over the years, including the Daleks, Cybermen, Autons and more. Season after season of amazing, if cheaply produced, science fiction came forth from the BBC as the Doctor and his companions traveled through time and space in the TARDIS, the Doctor’s time machine.

However, even though it produced two movies, hundreds of books, comics and other merchandise, even the Doctor wasn’t immune to the ratings system and left the air at the end of 1989 with the episode Survival, which ended with the following quote:

There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea is asleep and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold. Come on, Ace, we’ve got work to do.

It’s oddly appropriate then that the series should be coming back to the BBC during a holiday season that celebrates rebirth. The first episode with Christopher Eccleston as the 9th incarnation of the Doctor will be airing today in the United Kingdom at 7pm, over forty years after the TARDIS first appeared on television screens.

For more information on the new series, check out the BBC’s official Doctor Who page.

Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow

The DisContinuity Guide
by Paul Cornell, Martin Day and Keith Topping

In anticipation of the premier of the BBC’s new run of Doctor Who on Saturday, I picked up The DisContinuity Guide: The Unofficial Doctor Who Companion.

The book is a great nitpicker’s guide to the twenty-six seasons of Doctor Who episodes, detailing each and every episode, the fluffs, mistakes and outright contradictions in a loving manner that only a true fan would appreciate.

Like the title suggests, this is a great companion read as you break out your collection of old VHS or DVD Doctor Who episodes and relive a bit of the time-traveling magic that made the series so much silly fun.

Variations on a Theme

Tardis Outpost Gallifrey forum member J. Thomas Jeans has compiled seven videos based on the opening sequence of the new Doctor Who series from the BBC with the opening theme replaced by a number of variants, including the piece used for 1st Doctor William Hartnell’s run, as well the Orbital techno remix.

You can download a 12.4 MB zipped archive of the videos here.

The modern definition of the box office bomb

So would you like to guess what movie is coming to DVD less than three months after it’s release?

That’s right, Son of the Mask, released on February 18th, 2005 to overwhelmingly bad reviews will be available for rental and purchase on May 17th.

The movie, starring Jamie Kennedy and Alan Cumming, cost an estimated $84 million dollars to produce, plus an unspecified amount to market, has only brought in around $22 million in worldwide ticket sales to date.

The comedy punchline of this release? It’s going to be under New Line Cinema’s “Platinum Series”.