It’s actually kind of frightening how quickly you can lose yourself in entering in words or phrases into the Internet Anagram Server just to see what pops out.

Try your full name and see exactly what you could be if but for a few rearranged letters.

According to the Detroit Free Press, the Michigan man often cited by experts as one of the premier sources of junk email, Alan Ralsky, has been charged with violating federal anti-spam laws in Detroit based on the results of a three year investigation.

Ralsky, called the “Spam King” by internet security experts, is unique in the field as he’s often given interviews to news reporters in which he defends his self-proclaimed “legitimate” advertising practices.